will Jack be Jailed before Jade’s funeral??

Jade will be buried at a church near her  home in Essex on 4 April.

The funeral procession is to leave her home in Upshire, Essex, at noon and then make its way to St John The Baptist Church, in Buckhurst Hill, via Loughton.  It has not yet been confirmed where the star will be buried after the family was told last week that Jade’s church of choice was full and she could not be buried there.

Sadly, Jade’s widower, Jack Tweed may be forced to miss his wife’s funeral.  Jack is due in court this Thursday to be sentenced for assault of a taxi driver last May and is likely to be looking at jail time.  Jack was found guilty earlier this month of attacking Stephen Wilkins during a cab ride.

Magistrates adjourned sentencing in Epping, Essex, and warned Tweed they were considering imprisonment.

Tweed is already on licence after being released from prison earlier this year.

He was handed an 18-month sentence by a judge at Chelmsford Crown Court in September 2008 after being convicted of assaulting a 16-year-old boy with a golf club.

The court heard that Tweed – and an accomplice – attacked the teenager following a row in Ongar, Essex, in December 2006.

Check out Paris’ new shoes..(not for sensitive viewers)

This picture was sent to me in an email. I have no idea how old it is or even if it’s real.  I’ve looked at it carefully in Photoshop and it doesn’t look like its been edited.

Josh and Katy=odd couple

Katy Perry is said to be ’embarrassly’ dating long time crush Josh Groban. Katy recently split from Gym Class Heroes singer Travis McCoy and has since been linked to a number of artists including Benji Madden (Paris Hilton’s ex from Good Charlotte).

The signers are said to be keeping their relationship very ‘low key’.

From tattooed rockers to opera singer…we can see how this was a likely transition for you Katy….NNNAAAuuuggghhtt….W-E-I-R-D!!!!